pyromania and drunk driving

a few days ago, my parents went to asheville and were worried that they'd left the coffee maker on, so they asked me to go over and check it.  i could not resist the opportunity for more santa pranking.

we were having a party that night, so i left our van over there to add a parking space and walked home.  the next day i came to get the van and saw this peeking through the window.

guess what he'd been doing? 

no wonder that police car was hanging out at the end of our road!

i haven't been able to come up with a good retaliation idea all this week. suggestions?

It's the most creepy-ful time of the year!

i had to go over to my parents' house to get something while they were at work, so i left this for them. and of course the creepiest santa in their bed.  i'm a bit scared of what vengeance will fall upon us.

for a larger photo of this creepy guy, go here.