pyromania and drunk driving

a few days ago, my parents went to asheville and were worried that they'd left the coffee maker on, so they asked me to go over and check it.  i could not resist the opportunity for more santa pranking.

we were having a party that night, so i left our van over there to add a parking space and walked home.  the next day i came to get the van and saw this peeking through the window.

guess what he'd been doing? 

no wonder that police car was hanging out at the end of our road!

i haven't been able to come up with a good retaliation idea all this week. suggestions?

rediscovered

i found this while searching for another photo.

creepy santa invasion! (part 1)

my mom has busted out the christmas decorations, which means creepy santas everywhere!  and now you get to join in on the fun.  i've tried to put these in order of less to most creepy according to my own creepometer.

this one isn't so bad except the mouth.


this is a duck dressed as a bear dressed as santa.  wtf?


is this one trying to lick me?  and it dances!


ghost!


unnatural limb movement + crazy eyes.  yet impossible not to pick up and play with.


this one seems to be glowing from within, but there is no device with which to make it glow.


forehead!  extra creepy blue eyes!


i feel this one requires no explanation as to why it's creepy.  my kids punch this one as often as they can.



part 2 to come when we unpack our decorations!