my mom has busted out the christmas decorations, which means creepy santas everywhere! and now you get to join in on the fun. i've tried to put these in order of less to most creepy according to my own creepometer.
this one isn't so bad except the mouth.
this is a duck dressed as a bear dressed as santa. wtf?
is this one trying to lick me? and it dances!
ghost!
unnatural limb movement + crazy eyes. yet impossible not to pick up and play with.
this one seems to be glowing from within, but there is no device with which to make it glow.
forehead! extra creepy blue eyes!
i feel this one requires no explanation as to why it's creepy. my kids punch this one as often as they can.
part 2 to come when we unpack our decorations!
this one isn't so bad except the mouth.
this is a duck dressed as a bear dressed as santa. wtf?
is this one trying to lick me? and it dances!
ghost!
unnatural limb movement + crazy eyes. yet impossible not to pick up and play with.
this one seems to be glowing from within, but there is no device with which to make it glow.
forehead! extra creepy blue eyes!
i feel this one requires no explanation as to why it's creepy. my kids punch this one as often as they can.
part 2 to come when we unpack our decorations!
Ha!
ReplyDeleteWeird forehead Santa wins so far, though I had to wonder why two of them have Santa doing a jig?
ReplyDeleteOff to scour my own ornaments.
omg! The San-bear-uck is so bizarre! The genetic diversity of the North Pole astounds me. But that last one--angry drunk Santa--has to be the winner.
ReplyDeleteOMG. That last one leaves me (nearly) speechless. I would punch it too, though I would then be afraid it'd come running after me in my dreams, wielding a sled runner and chasing me through fields of pallid ghostly claymation pine trees.
ReplyDeletehahaha! i should put it in one of the kids' beds one night to freak them out. santa doesn't like it when you punch!
ReplyDeleteit's the evolution of chuckie santa... do not stay in the house, do not open that door...
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